I was called a conspiracy theorist recently and I happily accepted the title. The discussion was around the weird weather we have been having. I blamed it on climate change and predicted the coming of an ice age. So, I was called a conspiracy theorist spewing out my outlandish notions. Blasphemy. I love blasphemy. I thrive… Read More Conspiracy Theory?
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! I hope 2016 brings you everything you have ever wished for. Unless it’s world domination. And you are an evil villain. In fact if you are an evil villain, I hope 2016 brings you compassion and kindness. I hope you don’t end up like this: Since it is prime season for… Read More My own personal HUNGER GAMES
I hope this inspires you to be your weird, loving, daring and darling self.
I got my ears pierced for the second time 3 weeks ago to celebrate a new job. My friend, Klover, joined me in my celebration because I would be working with her. She had been rooting for me to get the position and was perhaps more excited than me to find out that I got it.… Read More Are you thinking about getting pierced?
Kitty is hosting Oreo at his place until New years. Woah! that is a sentence I never thought I would write. Kitty, my fiancé, is baby sitting a cute Maltese and Shih tzu mix puppy for the holiday season. The puppy is called Oreo although he looks more like a panda. Oreo’s stay came to… Read More Why Oreo makes me a better person
This goes out to everyone who has ever asked me the question “why does it take you 10 minutes to wash one dish”. If you just stand with your eyes wide open gawking and confused, this is also for you. For those of you who have never had the opportunity to do either, the reason… Read More The Highly Coveted Explanation Behind My Sparkly Dishes
I recently announced my engagement which brought forth messages from a lot of old acquaintances. Including one from a friend I hadn’t spoken to in 5 years. This friend was living in the middle east with her husband and new born child. After congratulating me on my engagement, she hinted that once kitty and I… Read More What I Will Tell You If You Force Your Mommy Crap On Me
The stench of sweat seeps into your nostrils as you walk in the doors. I am regretting the words “I’ll try everything once” uttered as I held my fiancé’s hands. I’m in a high school gym somewhere off dufferin station. The words “Welcome to bear country” are plastered over one wall. The sight of my… Read More How to survive a stinky highschool gym
Do you take solace in the fact that you know what your day will look like today? Even though you have no crystal ball to determine the events accurately. Unless you do in which case message me, we need to talk. I love days when my schedule is so off course that I literally venture… Read More Chaos is my cup of tea
I’ve had a really shitty day. Like really shitty. It hasn’t been out of the blue either. It’s been a really shitty month. Maybe even a couple of months. And it’s within these couple of months that I got engaged. But even if I weigh my diamond ring and the potential for marital bliss that… Read More The luckiest girl in the world